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Maybe I’m naive, never having lived in a place with absolutely no carpeting anywhere before, but tell me, are dustballs almost as big as my remote control NORMAL?? I just happened to look over into the corner of my bedroom beside my nightstand, and at first glance, I thought it was the cat! Then I … Read moreThat maid is soooo fired!
So in our last episode, I was terminally ill with the Avian Flu, remember? (This is not to be confused with the Evian Flu, more commonly known as “Don’tDrinkTheWaterInMexicoOrYou’llBeSorry-itis”) It hit me pretty quickly this time around – I woke up Friday morning with an awful sore throat (after feeling fine the night before), and … Read moreAnd here is why I never go to the doctor!!
I think I may have the first human case of Bird Flu in the United States. Well, ok, it’s more likely yet another recurrence of the recurring sinus infection I’ve been enjoying off and on (hence the “recurring” reference) since the beginning of November. Saying I have a sinus infection that just won’t go away, … Read moreWhy sick people shouldn’t play with power tools…
Today, boys and girls, we are going to talk about a very important subject: bathroom etiquette. What exactly does this mean, you ask? Well, let’s break it down. “Bathroom,” as we all know, is Greek for the “room where men go to read and women go to socialize.” The word “etiquette” comes from the French … Read moreA Lesson for everyone…
…that the cornbread muffins at Red Hot and Blue are shaped like small penises? (Or is it ‘peni’? I haven’t figured that one out yet.) Damn it, Julie, we should have taken pictures of those things! …that the working title for Disney’s “The Lion King” was “Bambi in Africa”? They had to change it at … Read moreDid you know….
First of all, to all the people of Columbia: IT WASN’T ME!!! I swear, I didn’t even attempt to install Adobe Acrobat today, so I am not responsible for the 5 hour power outage we had this afternoon. There’s really not much to tell today, because for the most part we just sat around in … Read moreSlow news day…
About a month ago, I needed to convert an advertisement we’d created at work to a .pdf file. Not a difficult thing to do, you say, however, when you don’t have Adobe Acrobat, it’s that much harder. I emailed my brother to see if he could convert the file for me. His reply – he … Read moreSomeone is trying to tell me something…
If the story I am about to tell you can be considered a chapter in The Story of My Life, then the moral of that story would be, “Don’t ever expect it to be easy or work right the first time, and you won’t be disappointed.” Hence the reason I am convinced that my middle … Read moreAnd so it begins…
…but unfortunately for whomever might stumble across this – this one doesn’t. Yes, this is my first entry on my first blog. As I try and come up with something interesting to say, I find myself wondering when exactly we went from freaking out if our 10 year old brother sneaked a glimpse of our … Read moreFirst blog entries should have a much more exciting title than this…