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…when it’s absolutely imperative that you get someplace right away, every single traffic light between you and your destination turns red simultaneously, but the minute you want to be stopped by a red light so that you can pull the pickles off of your hamburger and take just one bite…well then it’s green green green … Read moreCan someone please tell me why….
Your Birthdate: January 14 You work well with others. That is, you’re good at getting them to do work for you. It’s true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy! You’re dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around. But you’re so restless, they better … Read moreNot so sure about the validity of this one…
…and no one’s there to see my IM’s…am I really on the internet? How sad is it that I haven’t been able to get online at home in over a week, and when I finally get back on, there’s no one online to share it with! Ah well, such is life… What a day. If … Read moreIf a DSL modem connects in the woods…
YOUR VERIZON ONLINE DSL IS READY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take that, Dave, they’re 4 days early! So, at least I will have something to do later to keep my mind off the fact that my baby is roaming around Williamsburg, Virginia with a pack of wild ‘tweens…(as I try desperately to stay awake until it’s time to go … Read moreThe 6 Sweetest Words…..
I have been without an internet connection at home for 11 days now, and I’m fast learning that being without the internet is a lot like when your car is in the shop. You never really want or need to go anywhere in particular until you can’t! I can still remember a time when the … Read moreDon’t forget about me!!!
Life should come with a soundtrack. If it did, I most definitely would have been hearing the Twilight Zone theme song in the background of my day today. Right off the bat this morning, we left the house on our way to school and work, and we passed a man jogging down Route 1 carrying … Read moreWhat’s *your* soundtrack?
Pardon me while I rant for a minute, but WHAT WAS SIMON COWELL THINKING when he ‘invented’ American Inventor? I just don’t get the premise behind this show. Yes, it’s semi-interesting to see the wacko kinds of things people create in the name of Invention. One example that comes to mind is the guy that … Read moreAmerican Inventor – Who invented this show???
Remember a couple of weekends ago when I decided to wire my condo for cable while under the influence of the Bird Flu? Well today, I’m afraid, the saga continues… I borrowed a drill bit from my dad that was at least a foot long, so drilling through whatever freak mutant thing was living in … Read moreBlonde moments abound (a.k.a. cable revisited)
It’s late and I’m tired, so just a few bits of randomness… “Larry the Cable Guy, Health Inspector” should be retitled “Larry the Cable Guy, Fart Projector”. No good recipe has ever come from the Low Carb Cafe. I wondered why they called it “Slap Yo Momma Beef Stew”, and now I know. The rest … Read moreSlow news day…
After a year and a half in my current job, I’ve pretty much gotten used to being the “Go-to” girl – the one that everybody seems to come to when they need help with something. Most of the time it’s computer- or copy machine-related, but occasionally they’ll come to me for other things. Eventually you … Read moreMiss Fix-It