Left-handed, Blond Capricorns, Untie!
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My daughter likes dragons. A couple of summers ago, we were vacationing in Myrtle Beach during the week of her birthday. After a morning of wandering around Alligator Adventure (the self-proclaimed reptile capital of the world!), we found ourselves in one of those little mystical shops that sells things like jewel-encrusted swords, healing crystals, and … Read moreThe Dragon Chronicles
…before I go back to sleep and forget exactly how witty I am (not). I just called my cat a clock-blocker. Out loud. She was sitting on the night stand between me and the clock. I was so impressed with myself for coming up with the term – at 3:45 in the morning, no less … Read moreJust a quickie…
Maybe I’m naive, never having lived in a place with absolutely no carpeting anywhere before, but tell me, are dustballs almost as big as my remote control NORMAL?? I just happened to look over into the corner of my bedroom beside my nightstand, and at first glance, I thought it was the cat! Then I … Read moreThat maid is soooo fired!