…but unfortunately for whomever might stumble across this – this one doesn’t.
Yes, this is my first entry on my first blog. As I try and come up with something interesting to say, I find myself wondering when exactly we went from freaking out if our 10 year old brother sneaked a glimpse of our teenage-angst-ridden diaries to posting them on the internet for the entire world to not only see, but make comments on as well.
As my first entry, I suppose I should let you know what to expect (or not) from my blog.
What you will not see:
- Internet shorthand. Other than the occasional “lol” or “brb”, I hate that crap. It just seems so…lazy. I type out entire words, use punctuation and capitalization properly, and do my level best to spell words correctly. If that makes me a spelling and grammar nazi, so be it!
- My deepest, darkest thoughts. If I ever get it into my head to kill anyone off, you won’t be reading about it here. Duh. You think I want to go to jail?
- Naked pictures. Well, none of me, anyway. Everyone else is fair game.
What you will see:
- Examples of Murphy’s Law at work.
- Any random acts of stupidity (or any other interesting thing) that I may witness throughout the course of my day.
- My pitiful attempts to portray these things in a humorous way for your reading pleasure.
Well, that’s it for my first entry. I’ll try to be more interesting next time!
ooo goodie! Our crazy and random acts recorded for posterity. I thought you might at least start with the ripping of the hair! 🙂