Maybe I’m naive, never having lived in a place with absolutely no carpeting anywhere before, but tell me, are dustballs almost as big as my remote control NORMAL?? I just happened to look over into the corner of my bedroom beside my nightstand, and at first glance, I thought it was the cat! Then I realized, no, it couldn’t be the cat, she’s not that big.
If you ever don’t hear from me for a few days, call 911, I may have been eaten by a giant, people-eating dust ball!
And Mom, since I know you’re wondering, yes, I left it right where I found it.