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unruhe29 Pardon me while I rant for a minute, but WHAT WAS SIMON COWELL THINKING when he ‘invented’ American Inventor? I just don’t get the premise behind this show. Yes, it’s semi-interesting to see the wacko kinds of things people create in the name of Invention. One example that comes to mind is the guy that … Read moreAmerican Inventor – Who invented this show???
Remember a couple of weekends ago when I decided to wire my condo for cable while under the influence of the Bird Flu? Well today, I’m afraid, the saga continues… I borrowed a drill bit from my dad that was at least a foot long, so drilling through whatever freak mutant thing was living in … Read moreBlonde moments abound (a.k.a. cable revisited)
It’s late and I’m tired, so just a few bits of randomness… “Larry the Cable Guy, Health Inspector” should be retitled “Larry the Cable Guy, Fart Projector”. No good recipe has ever come from the Low Carb Cafe. I wondered why they called it “Slap Yo Momma Beef Stew”, and now I know. The rest … Read moreSlow news day…
After a year and a half in my current job, I’ve pretty much gotten used to being the “Go-to” girl – the one that everybody seems to come to when they need help with something. Most of the time it’s computer- or copy machine-related, but occasionally they’ll come to me for other things. Eventually you … Read moreMiss Fix-It
Maybe I’m naive, never having lived in a place with absolutely no carpeting anywhere before, but tell me, are dustballs almost as big as my remote control NORMAL?? I just happened to look over into the corner of my bedroom beside my nightstand, and at first glance, I thought it was the cat! Then I … Read moreThat maid is soooo fired!
So in our last episode, I was terminally ill with the Avian Flu, remember? (This is not to be confused with the Evian Flu, more commonly known as “Don’tDrinkTheWaterInMexicoOrYou’llBeSorry-itis”) It hit me pretty quickly this time around – I woke up Friday morning with an awful sore throat (after feeling fine the night before), and … Read moreAnd here is why I never go to the doctor!!
I think I may have the first human case of Bird Flu in the United States. Well, ok, it’s more likely yet another recurrence of the recurring sinus infection I’ve been enjoying off and on (hence the “recurring” reference) since the beginning of November. Saying I have a sinus infection that just won’t go away, … Read moreWhy sick people shouldn’t play with power tools…
Today, boys and girls, we are going to talk about a very important subject: bathroom etiquette. What exactly does this mean, you ask? Well, let’s break it down. “Bathroom,” as we all know, is Greek for the “room where men go to read and women go to socialize.” The word “etiquette” comes from the French … Read moreA Lesson for everyone…
…that the cornbread muffins at Red Hot and Blue are shaped like small penises? (Or is it ‘peni’? I haven’t figured that one out yet.) Damn it, Julie, we should have taken pictures of those things! …that the working title for Disney’s “The Lion King” was “Bambi in Africa”? They had to change it at … Read moreDid you know….
First of all, to all the people of Columbia: IT WASN’T ME!!! I swear, I didn’t even attempt to install Adobe Acrobat today, so I am not responsible for the 5 hour power outage we had this afternoon. There’s really not much to tell today, because for the most part we just sat around in … Read moreSlow news day…