…before I go back to sleep and forget exactly how witty I am (not). I just called my cat a clock-blocker. Out loud. She was sitting on the night stand between me and the clock. I was so impressed with myself for coming up with the term – at 3:45 in the morning, no less – that I decided to log on and share with the class.
What I find even more amusing is that while typing this on my phone, it auto-corrected to read ”cock-blocker.” LOL