Murphy’s Lesser-Known Laws

Everyone knows Murphy’s Law – anything that can go wrong, will. Well, here are just a few more of Murphy’s laws that you may not have heard:

Murphy’s Law of Copy Machines – no matter how many or few copies you may be making, the copier will invariably run out of paper when you have just one copy left to print.

The Cookie Corollary:  No matter how many cookies you have left, they will never be equally divisible by the number of people wanting to eat them.

The Traffic Tenet: When you absolutely have to get somewhere in a timely fashion, every traffic light along the way will be red. When you actually want to stop – say, because you have the most intensely annoying itch ever, directly between your shoulder blades – every light will magically be stuck on green.

That’s all I’ve got for tonight. Cheers!



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