Once upon a time, there were two kitties named Harley and Dinah. As kittens, these two sisters loved each other very much, but as time went by, things started to change. Dinah developed a little bit of a wild streak, and began to act out. She had several run-ins with the law, mostly for breaking and entering and petty theft.
She also began to develop quite a temper. One morning, she decided that she was going to sleep in…
Unfortunately, Harley chose that moment to practice for her flute lesson later that afternoon.
Dinah became so enraged at the disturbance that she lunged at Harley, screaming, “I’ll shut you up for good!”
Poor Harley tried to fight back, to no avail. Dinah managed to get behind her, and began to choke the life out of her.
As her sister’s lifeless body slipped slowly from her paws, Dinah suddenly realized that she was not alone…She quickly approached the intruder.
“Hey, you there. Yeah, you. What do you think you’re looking at, huh? HUH? You wanna be next? Do ya? Yeah…I didn’t think so…That’s right, you big sissy…run like your momma taught you…Uh huh…”
I never said it was a GOOD story. lol