Lemming

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Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone? nightstand

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? imaginary

3. Your hair? unruly

4. Work? usually

5. Your father? Gates

6. Your favorite thing? LOST

7. Your dream last night? convoluted

8. Your favorite drink? daquiri

9. Your dream car? chauffered

10. The room you’re in? padded

11. Your pet? insane

12. Your fears? surveys

13. What do you want to be in 10 years? 30

14. Where did you hang out last night? fireplace

15. What you’re not good at? gambling

16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex? eh

17. One of your wish list items? refrigerator

18. Where you grew up? Maryland

19. The last thing you did? painted

20. What are you wearing? pj’s

21. What aren’t you wearing? condom

23. Your computer? new!

24. Your life? semi-charmed

25. Your mood? bored

26. Missing? poprocks

27. What are you thinking about right now?  REFUND!

28. Your car? noisy

29. Your work?  non-profit

30. Your summer? unemployed

31. Your relationship status? nonexistent

32. Your favorite color? ROYGBIV

33. When is the last time you laughed? #13

34. Last time you cried? #13

35. School? eventually

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