All I Want for Christmas is…

…a hot tub and laser vision correction! Ha! I bet you thought I was going to say “my two front teeth”, didn’t you? I wouldn’t waste a wish on something silly like that! Modern cosmetic dentistry can fix anything that’s wrong with my teeth – give me something FUN for Christmas.

Does this happen to anyone else? When I’m alone I can think of all kinds of things that I would like or need for Christmas, but the moment someone *asks* me what I want, I draw a complete blank. In order to avoid that this year, I have decided to just post everything my little heart desires here, and the next time someone asks the dreaded question, I can simply direct them to this blog entry. Assuming that the person asking is at least somewhat computer literate, that is.

So here’s the list in no particular order: an mp3 player, a pony, a new battery backup/surge protector for my computer, world peace, LOST Season 2 on DVD, David Duchovny, a bluetooth headset for my new cell phone (Samsung T619), a bazillion dollars in Maryland quarters, a car charger for my new cell phone (still a Samsung T619), a maid/chef to cook and clean for me daily, a complete reinstall of my computer’s operating system (slow piece of @*%^#!), laser vision correction, to fit into a size 6 again, low carb food that tastes good, 6 days off a week for triple the salary I make now, gift cards to Home Depot or Lowe’s so I can finish painting my condo, a Caribbean cruise, a non-stick frying pan with a lid that is deep enough and good enough to let me cook steak-um’s or pork chops without setting off the smoke detector, a meowectomy for my cat, any other cool, amazing, outrageously expensive things I forgot to mention.

So….what do *you* want for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza/Festivus/Whatever?

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