My love for you is like diarrhea…

…I just can’t hold it in. Wow. Have you ever heard anything so romantic in your life? I know I haven’t. *Sigh* Anyway, you may be wondering, “Hey, what’s with the obnoxiously cheesy (and borderline revolting) pick-up line, Jen?” Well. I initially logged on to tell you all about my date tonight, but…before I get … Read moreMy love for you is like diarrhea…