Help Wanted: Manspeak Translator

Left-handed, blond Capricorns Untie! is currently seeking a full-time, experienced translator for assistance in translating both written and verbal communications from men in the online dating community into language that can be easily understood by rational people (a.k.a. “women”). Candidate should be fluent in Manspeak, and should have a minimum of 3-5 years experience deciphering … Read moreHelp Wanted: Manspeak Translator

The Know-it-all A-Hole

About a week prior to my run-in with Super Douche the other day, I had an impromptu date with another gentleman from OkCupid. Ok, “gentleman” might be the wrong word. Maybe “asshole” is better. Yeah. Asshole. So anyway… (I’ll apologize in advance here – if you’re friends with me on Facebook, you may have already heard … Read moreThe Know-it-all A-Hole

My love for you is like diarrhea…

…I just can’t hold it in. Wow. Have you ever heard anything so romantic in your life? I know I haven’t. *Sigh* Anyway, you may be wondering, “Hey, what’s with the obnoxiously cheesy (and borderline revolting) pick-up line, Jen?” Well. I initially logged on to tell you all about my date tonight, but…before I get … Read moreMy love for you is like diarrhea…

The Wonderful World of Zoosk

Some of you may remember from my last posts oh, so long ago, that I have been tentatively dipping my toe into the (cess)pool of Online Dating. I gave a 3 month trial, during which time I was…less than successful. In the spirit of fairness (or more accurately, insanity), I am now giving Zoosk … Read moreThe Wonderful World of Zoosk