Left-handed, blond Capricorns Untie! is currently seeking a full-time, experienced translator for assistance in translating both written and verbal communications from men in the online dating community into language that can be easily understood by rational people (a.k.a. “women”). Candidate should be fluent in Manspeak, and should have a minimum of 3-5 years experience deciphering … Read moreHelp Wanted: Manspeak Translator
So, today’s (un)lucky bachelor read my profile and had this to say: Him: With an opening like that, you must get a lot of messages that sound like “Bevis and Butthead”!! I can out-sarcasam you any day!!! I just cant spell it… Oh yea!! A summery is supposed to be shorter than that.. Otherwise is called … Read moreIs it me?
Yeah, don’t get too excited. Even I couldn’t say that with a straight face. I’m still going through the motions on OkStupid, mostly for the blog material, even going so far as to re-write my profile hoping to provoke some interesting responses. Here’s the latest version: I need to get laid. There. Do I have … Read moreAt last, my PERFECT match!
I’m going to France in 4 days. Really. I’m going to climb inside a big-ass airplane on Friday evening, sit in my seat quietly freaking out for 7 or 8 hours as we fly over the Atlantic Ocean, and when I peel myself out of my chair early Saturday morning, I’ll be in Paris. There … Read moreWhat’s in a (screen) name?
I haven’t had any dates (good, bad or otherwise) or virtual altercations with anyone in a few days, which – while good for my sanity – doesn’t really help out when it’s time to come up with new blog material. As a result, I don’t have any good feature-length stories for you today. I do, … Read moreDigital Dating: The Trilogy
About a week prior to my run-in with Super Douche the other day, I had an impromptu date with another gentleman from OkCupid. Ok, “gentleman” might be the wrong word. Maybe “asshole” is better. Yeah. Asshole. So anyway… (I’ll apologize in advance here – if you’re friends with me on Facebook, you may have already heard … Read moreThe Know-it-all A-Hole
As part of my never-ending quest to find Mr. Right (or at the very least, Mr. Doesn’t Make Me Wanna Gouge Out My Own Eyes With a Plastic Fork), I seem to be on a quest to dip my toes into every cesspool of a dating site I can find on the internet. My latest … Read moreNot-so-OkCupid
Ok, so apparently I haven’t blogged since October. My bad. Uh…I’ve been busy? Yeah, I know, that’s no excuse. As I recently told someone who tried the “I’m busy” line on me, “If you’re interested and want to keep the connection going, you would make the time, busy or no, even if it’s just a … Read moreMatch.com is almost Match.gone…
…I just can’t hold it in. Wow. Have you ever heard anything so romantic in your life? I know I haven’t. *Sigh* Anyway, you may be wondering, “Hey, what’s with the obnoxiously cheesy (and borderline revolting) pick-up line, Jen?” Well. I initially logged on to tell you all about my date tonight, but…before I get … Read moreMy love for you is like diarrhea…
Some of you may remember from my last posts oh, so long ago, that I have been tentatively dipping my toe into the (cess)pool of Online Dating. I gave Match.com a 3 month trial, during which time I was…less than successful. In the spirit of fairness (or more accurately, insanity), I am now giving Zoosk … Read moreThe Wonderful World of Zoosk