So, today’s (un)lucky bachelor read my profile and had this to say: Him: With an opening like that, you must get a lot of messages that sound like “Bevis and Butthead”!! I can out-sarcasam you any day!!! I just cant spell it… Oh yea!! A summery is supposed to be shorter than that.. Otherwise is called … Read moreIs it me?
Yeah, don’t get too excited. Even I couldn’t say that with a straight face. I’m still going through the motions on OkStupid, mostly for the blog material, even going so far as to re-write my profile hoping to provoke some interesting responses. Here’s the latest version: I need to get laid. There. Do I have … Read moreAt last, my PERFECT match!
I’m going to France in 4 days. Really. I’m going to climb inside a big-ass airplane on Friday evening, sit in my seat quietly freaking out for 7 or 8 hours as we fly over the Atlantic Ocean, and when I peel myself out of my chair early Saturday morning, I’ll be in Paris. There … Read moreWhat’s in a (screen) name?
I haven’t had any dates (good, bad or otherwise) or virtual altercations with anyone in a few days, which – while good for my sanity – doesn’t really help out when it’s time to come up with new blog material. As a result, I don’t have any good feature-length stories for you today. I do, … Read moreDigital Dating: The Trilogy
About a week prior to my run-in with Super Douche the other day, I had an impromptu date with another gentleman from OkCupid. Ok, “gentleman” might be the wrong word. Maybe “asshole” is better. Yeah. Asshole. So anyway… (I’ll apologize in advance here – if you’re friends with me on Facebook, you may have already heard … Read moreThe Know-it-all A-Hole
As part of my never-ending quest to find Mr. Right (or at the very least, Mr. Doesn’t Make Me Wanna Gouge Out My Own Eyes With a Plastic Fork), I seem to be on a quest to dip my toes into every cesspool of a dating site I can find on the internet. My latest … Read moreNot-so-OkCupid